Saturday, August 13, 2011

psycho b!tches.

i have to vent for a second.

yes, psycho bitches.

yeah i said it.

they are usually the unfortunate product of a breakup.

everyone knows one.

and if you don't...

...

you probably are one.


ha  ha ha!  



she'll.

put.

you.

on.

the.

streets.



Thursday, August 11, 2011

go the f*ck to sleep.

parents!

are your kids getting to sleep now that school started?


NO??!!1


check out this book narrated by samuel l. jackson...

ok, so it won't solve *your* sleeping problems...maybe try some ambien...?




get the full download for free from audible.com.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

it's the best day. again.

kittens don't get sad about failing auditions.
so i guess if i had to choose, i'd have to be a kitten.


...


what else can poop in a box and has somebody to throw it out?

but i refuse to be dressed up by crazy e-harmony lady.
THAT would be the worse day...forever!!!1



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