amber lamps.

i can't believe i almost forgot about this one.

so once upon a time there was a fight on a bus between a dude with cornrows and an ex-marine and someone put it on youtube.

then one day someone more brilliant came along and made a remix, and it was good.



of course it ended up on tosh.0

srs bznss.

i don't think there is anything more special than opening your eyes on a monday morning to see your cute little dog staring at your face.


...


until you realize that warm and fuzzy feeling you are having is just because he peed all over your bed.

at 6 am.

and your alarm doesn't go off until 7:20.


...


at least i didn't step in cat piss again.

i must be a leprechaun to not have lost my mind...

queen of dumb sh!t.

idk why so much dumb shit happens to me.

a normal person would be able to let some dumb shit roll. i, for whatever reason, am being attacked by an uber-conglomerate of dumb shit, and now i'm going mental.

...

i mean, who loses a key that was attached to your keyring, gets stuck in an elevator, and steps in cat piss all in the same day?


going to the moon, bbiab.