queen of dumb sh!t.

idk why so much dumb shit happens to me.

a normal person would be able to let some dumb shit roll. i, for whatever reason, am being attacked by an uber-conglomerate of dumb shit, and now i'm going mental.

...

i mean, who loses a key that was attached to your keyring, gets stuck in an elevator, and steps in cat piss all in the same day?


going to the moon, bbiab.

stop whining.

you know what i actually watched on tv the other night?


THE RUNNING MAN.


i was then reminded of some awesome people i used to work with...

...

no worries, they are still awesome without me...

i'm rick james, bitch.

if rick james was still around, would he get high on charlie sheen?

i mean, cocaine is a helluvadrug.

what about chuck norris? would charlie sheen be enough to get chuck norris high???

NWS
=O



CHARLAYYYMURPHAYYY