moar dots.

yes i'm still stuck on WoW.

i'm sick and bored. too bad.

however, i am working on something for SWTOR...--->CLICK ME<---

but srsly, my dear friend said he'd never seen this. unless you have headphones, NWS!

camel up a hill?

kudos to my boo for showing me this one.

make sure you aren't drinking anything because it might come out of your nose.

and grab some tissues.

manamana!

i've been missing world of warcraft a bit, but i'm not going to succumb!

but since i am a hot gamer chick, i thought i'd go ahead and poison the interwebz with these (again).

hope they get stuck in your head (again)! :D WIN!





and the remix!

emo.

oops, my bad.  here comes the funny...

and i thought my VD was lame.

i got nothing. just click it!

celebrate VD.

no, i'm not giving the gift that keeps on giving...

i only give super awesome gifts :P

cicely joi sent this to me a few years ago. it is only appropriate to repost for my boo since he has a thing for hot gamer chicks ;)

roses are red,
violets are blue.
all my base
are belong to you.

run and tell that.

i am not sorry i got this stuck in my head today. the autotune is badass. also check out the follow up with daniel tosh. classic!

it's never over.

i'm fried.  i got nothing.  but there's a version out there with laserbeams...pewpewpew!

is this the end?

i am a huge spartacus fan.

well i was until i realized i don't get starz anymore.

anyway, i was really excited when i heard about the new season premier a few weeks back. but somehow a few facebook clicks got me here:



so if you're like me, you are thinking wtf.

google "saved by creed song" if you care about how this was even inspired.

i'm voting the one with the sloth as my fav...

two unrelated things.

first, i need to point out that my dog is retarded.

he walks up to the water bowl and starts digging in it, sloshing water all over the place. whatever.

the other thing is that my boyfriend is convinced i am obsessed with daniel tosh.


...


anyway, i originally saw this on tosh.0...

close your eyes, show me your face.

if you don't know the story about r. kelly, then maybe you live under a rock.

but dave chappelle has embraced the situation, and of course, made it win.

Chappelles Show
R. Kelly's "Piss on You" Music Videos
www.comedycentral.com
Buy Chappelle's Show DVDs Black Comedy True Hollywood Story

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!  i have the remix here too.

Chappelles Show
R. Kelly Remix
www.comedycentral.com
Buy Chappelle's Show DVDs Black Comedy True Hollywood Story

parp?

seriously, this is the best blog (yes more win than mine) you will find on the interwebz. allie brosh is a freakin' genius and has mad paint skills.

the first one i read, "dogs don't understand basic concepts like moving," was while i was in the waiting room at my doctor's office. not seeing her illustrations immediately on my iphone actually made it a better...

i would read a few lines of text and then scroll down and check out her drawings...

and OMG.

the other patients were scared.

this is my very favorite story, and she even sells shirts and stuff with her awesome art on it.

***cough-i would really love a parp sweatshirt-cough***

old skool.

totally showing my age here.

yes i had a nintendo and played super mario bros.


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now i have a ps3 with bluray, bitches.

superbowl.

no, i don't care.  daniel tosh's prediction is good enough for me.

and hopefully that will keep people out of the clinic.
yes i'm working today.  /bleh

Tosh.0	Tuesdays 10pm / 9c
Super Bowl Prediction
tosh.comedycentral.com
Tosh.0 Videos Daniel Tosh Web Redemption

can i get half of a quarter cheese?

absolutely one of my favorites.  the cartoon totally makes this more win.

and if you've never been to a waffle house, well, you aren't missing much.  you can get cheesy hashbrowns at ihop too...

haiku.

i wrote this after a fun week of work:

kristina burned out.
kristina fucking burned out.
kristina burned out.

charlie. chaaaaaaarlieeeeeeee.

daniel tosh even referenced this one.

i had to agree, that if you don't know what that is, then go google it.

well i made it easy for you.

welcome.

oh joy, here it is!  the very first post.  and no i'm not going to bore you with crap about me.

...

well maybe a little.

right now i'm sitting in my apartment with my laptop about two feet away from the space heater.



and i'm wearing a scarf.  enjoy!