ambien walrus goes international.

so i went on a trip for work that is a wee-bit far away. work was nice enough to give me ambien to help me sleep since the time change has got me all messed up.

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but i didn't know that i'd meet ambien walrus here.

ok so it really wasn't that bad...


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i was just writing a letter to my mom and bestie and it came out like this...


sol let me start of satyig thant i am on ambien but i wanted to write to let yall know that i am ok but i'm on ambeien. ANYWAY. I AM IN MY HOTEL AND IT IS ROCKIG ADN I AM TIRED SO I'M GOING TO BE SOOON. A POBLEM THA TI HAV IS THAT I DONT' KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS SO I guess its a;llmost time for bed. so i get on the plane to paris and this womena wakes me up to see it fi was hugry. i almoswt flailed out on ehre like OWISURO why are you waing me up to eat at 12 at nigth, crazy fudkers.on ambien and i am super retarded-tried. the first flight to paris would have been beeder i na differrent seeet. comon ppl don't be scared im goint to bed soon. juwst know i'm safe and happy. :)


edit: images from toothpastefordinner.com
i mean, i *was* on ambien...

srs bznss.

i don't think there is anything more special than opening your eyes on a monday morning to see your cute little dog staring at your face.


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until you realize that warm and fuzzy feeling you are having is just because he peed all over your bed.

at 6 am.

and your alarm doesn't go off until 7:20.


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at least i didn't step in cat piss again.

i must be a leprechaun to not have lost my mind...

queen of dumb sh!t.

idk why so much dumb shit happens to me.

a normal person would be able to let some dumb shit roll. i, for whatever reason, am being attacked by an uber-conglomerate of dumb shit, and now i'm going mental.

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i mean, who loses a key that was attached to your keyring, gets stuck in an elevator, and steps in cat piss all in the same day?


going to the moon, bbiab.

haiku.

i wrote this after a fun week of work:

kristina burned out.
kristina fucking burned out.
kristina burned out.

welcome.

oh joy, here it is!  the very first post.  and no i'm not going to bore you with crap about me.

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well maybe a little.

right now i'm sitting in my apartment with my laptop about two feet away from the space heater.



and i'm wearing a scarf.  enjoy!