queen of dumb sh!t.

idk why so much dumb shit happens to me.

a normal person would be able to let some dumb shit roll. i, for whatever reason, am being attacked by an uber-conglomerate of dumb shit, and now i'm going mental.

...

i mean, who loses a key that was attached to your keyring, gets stuck in an elevator, and steps in cat piss all in the same day?


going to the moon, bbiab.

can i get half of a quarter cheese?

absolutely one of my favorites.  the cartoon totally makes this more win.

and if you've never been to a waffle house, well, you aren't missing much.  you can get cheesy hashbrowns at ihop too...